You dont post a guide on in your pocket

     For everyone who doesnt know. A guideon is the flag held by an individual in front of a formation. Well we just got our brand new class of air force students in and I was looking good in my nice new uniform. For morning formation I decided I would hold the guideon in front of them on the first day. I got up there and I was snappy. Revilee went off and I presented arms crisp and clean. On the cammand order arms I snaped the flag up and sharply thrusted the post down towards the ground. That is when I felt a tinge of metal slid by my ankle. I had posted the guideon through my pocket and down the leg of my pants into my boot. I just gave a great first impression to my class and now they too know me as Goof troop.